Thursday, April 3, 2008

A new job for Britney Spears


Here's Britney Spears returning to her paparazzi kingdom. PETA is offering Britney a job. Take it honey. Save for the future. PETA president Ingrid Newkirk wants Britney to work as a "virtual receptionist" and will her give her $1000. That's it? Low-rent.
"We might have criticized you in the past for contributing to the dog overpopulation crisis and wearing real fur, but perhaps now that your own crisis has abated, a new day calls for a new relationship, a new outlook and a new understanding," Newkirk said in a letter to Britney.
The $1000 is actually going to be given to Britney to give to charity. She would probably show up for work wearing a fur coat, muff, hat, and big alligator boots. Show them that those animals didn't die senselessly, Brit Brit! Go Britney I know you can do it go girl.... t5hat is just a simple task to do. More power to you britzzzz...

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